YOU BITCH. YOU BIG BITCH.

i need to replay last night in my head for my sake..but mostly mikeys
cause he forgot

my cousin and i go to the liquor store and buy absolut and a bunch of
smirnoff..come to find out we got ICE instead of VODKA. so we went back
and god 2 bottles of smirnoff vodka plus all the smirnoff ice fuckkk...
i get there and it's britt and juan already buzzed off of corona (which
is disgusttttinggg). we waited for hell and ever for mikey and ashley to
get there. so they finally came and i think we got right to drinking.
juan put a gross chip in my mouth then got it out haha he was trying to
be all sexy but it grossed me out cause i hate bbq chips.
i mixed my drinks with the absolut,smirnoff and cranberry juice it was
strong but good..it got me pretty buzzed not really enough so..ashley or
SMASHLEY became my shot buddy and we did like...6 or 7 shots of absolut
it fucked us uuup.
juan and britt were so fucked up. juan kept saying YOU BITCH every time
a drink was spilled even though it was his fault..nonetheless it was
great.
then joel and a bunch of his friends came. by that time we were all
drunk off our asses i couldn't stand up straight i fell
everywhereeee..and i think i sprain my arm:(
i remember a lot of making out and a lot of people woke up with
hickeys.
at one point i was literally soaked in drinks cause the floor was so wet
with shit and i got it spilled on me a million times
i finally barfed and it was gnarrrrrrrly!!
i still wanted more shots so i told britt to bring me and ash one but
she put water in it instead that biiiitch..
i fell asleep on the floor outside my friends door in a corner..then
woke up and crawled and fell asleep again on the floor next to the couch
at around 5ish

NOW. SATURDAY MORNING.
we all wake up at around 10 and so were all still kinda drunk..there are
bottles and cups everywhere..the absolut bottle is like..next to my head
and juan drinks the rest of it. mikey and juan start drinking all over
again and i'm like wtf dudeeee. they end up getting smashed AGAIN and
start making out while i'm laying down in juans bed they're legit on top
of me. so i leave and they stay in there...well lets just say we heard a
lot of moans and 'i wanna give you head so bad' PRICELESSSSSSSSS
then they got locked in..i have a video of juan screaming hahaha
holyshit

last night was a wreckkk..i've seen pictures and i don't remember any of
them.

and hahah omg my away messages were ridiculous i had no idea what i was
saying...
--elleinwonderland